Deron answers the question: Why does milk go so good with cookies?
AIGHT, people axin’ me sometimes: “DERON, WHY DO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES GO SO GOOD WIT MILK?” You lucky! Cause I gotz an answer to that question. To get to that answer we first got to answer anotha question (I KNOW TOO MANY QUESTIONS, RIGHT????): Where does milk come from? Milk comes from titties. And who don’t love titties? (AIGHT, NO MORE QUESTIONS I PROMISE). So when you dippin’ yo cookie in milk you just dippin’ some dough in some tit juice. Why you think Santa always wants cookies n milk when he’s on the road? (YEAH, I BROKE MY PROMISE, SO WHAT?) (OH NO I BROKE IT AGAIN, I’M GENUINELY SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST QUESTION.) I digress, Santa wants them cookies ‘n milk cause he ain’t got his bitch wit him on the road, he needs his tit juice to calm his dick down. SANTAS GOTTA GET HIS NUT TOO. So in conclusion, milk tastes so good wit cookies cause it comes from titties and errybody loves titties. ERRYBODY DO.
